uit "Dirty beasts" van Roald Dahl. In Nederland beter bekend als "Rotbeesten".
Dit haalt heel wat herinneringen op toen we thuis voor de televisie zaten en alweer de (Nederlandstalige) videocasette instaken. We waren echt een tijdje zoet.
Helaas pindakaas kon ik enkel de Engelstalige versies vinden. Maar goed, ze blijven zelfs in het Engels enorm leuk!
No animal is half so vile
as Crockywock, the crocodile.
On a saturdays he likes to crunch
six juicy children for his lunch.
And he especially enjoys,
just 3 of each,
3 girls 3 boys.
He smears the boys to make them hot
with mustard from the mustard pot.
But mustard doesn't go with girls
and tastes all wrong with plats and curls.
With them what goes extremely well
is butterscotch and caramel.
It's just a super marvelous treat
when boys are hot and girls are sweet.
At least that is Crocky's point of view.
He ought to know, he's had a few.
That's all for now, it's time for bed,
lie down and rest your sleepy head.
Shhht, listen, what is that I hear?
Galumphing softly up the stair.
Go lock the door and fetch my gun.
Go on child! Hurry! Quickly! Run!
No stop! Stand back... he's coming in!
Oow, look that greasy, greenish skin
with the shining teeth, the greedy smile.
IT'S CROCKYWOCK THE CROCODILE!!!
*SCREAM*
Dit haalt heel wat herinneringen op toen we thuis voor de televisie zaten en alweer de (Nederlandstalige) videocasette instaken. We waren echt een tijdje zoet.
Helaas pindakaas kon ik enkel de Engelstalige versies vinden. Maar goed, ze blijven zelfs in het Engels enorm leuk!
No animal is half so vile
as Crockywock, the crocodile.
On a saturdays he likes to crunch
six juicy children for his lunch.
And he especially enjoys,
just 3 of each,
3 girls 3 boys.
He smears the boys to make them hot
with mustard from the mustard pot.
But mustard doesn't go with girls
and tastes all wrong with plats and curls.
With them what goes extremely well
is butterscotch and caramel.
It's just a super marvelous treat
when boys are hot and girls are sweet.
At least that is Crocky's point of view.
He ought to know, he's had a few.
That's all for now, it's time for bed,
lie down and rest your sleepy head.
Shhht, listen, what is that I hear?
Galumphing softly up the stair.
Go lock the door and fetch my gun.
Go on child! Hurry! Quickly! Run!
No stop! Stand back... he's coming in!
Oow, look that greasy, greenish skin
with the shining teeth, the greedy smile.
IT'S CROCKYWOCK THE CROCODILE!!!
*SCREAM*
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